Don't do drurritos

hi. I'm a brazillian guy who watches a bunch of stuff. be careful tho, I might be dangeriously seductive.
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lizawithazed:

Cat with a laser pointer taped to its head

humankind has perfected the perpetual motion machine

(Fonte: Laughing Squid)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

taur:

Florian Neuville

myrciaria:

tired tired im so tired

(Fonte: tracy-westside)

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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i cant

(Fonte: timelordgifs)

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